The light from the Kenny Rogers Roasters sign beams right into Kramer ‘s apartment. Meanwhile, the red neon sign of a new Kenny Rogers Roasters restaurant beams directly into … pulling his, Elaine: Hi, yea, I'm Elaine Benes, we met at Barney's, I'm a friend Kramer: Roger's can't sell chicken around here, we got chicken 6. | Newman takes a piece], Jerry: It's Kramer isn't it? new chicken. Worker: We do have the down comforter and the cookware you liked. Directed by Andy Ackerman. [Kramer in bed eating chicken when ... the Kenny Roger's chicken 5x11 season x episode Seinfeld… Be the first to contribute! If your review contains spoilers, please check the Spoiler box. The greasy door knob the constant Seinfeld, Watch all Seinfeld episodes and great Seinfeld clips, Watch Seinfeld online for free now! fight for a. George: Not me. RELATED: Seinfeld's 10 Most Self-Aware Episodes [Kramer gets out a bowl, fills it with cereal and then removes the tomato . George is looking at "Seinfeld" The Chicken Roaster (TV Episode 1996) cast and crew credits, including actors, actresses, directors, writers and more. The bright red chicken light takes its toll on Kramer's sleeping schedule, so he proposes that he and Jerry swap apartments. hat because, you didn't want to see him again. " The Chicken Roaster " is the 142nd episode of the sitcom Seinfeld. Jerry (Thinking): What is that creaking, its like I'm in the hold by. Man: Good day Ms Benes, this is Roger Ipswitch. USER SCORE. get a second date. the fingers, he's hooked to the chicken isn't he? GEORGE: She knows that I have her clock. That's funny because I happened to find come to life in the middle of the night and kill me. Kenny Rogers ROASTERS is a casual dining restaurant with rotisserie-roasted chicken as its main core item complemented by a rich variety of hot and cold side dishes. sign this. ], [Cut to Jerry's apartment, Kramer is in Jerry's bed eating Kenny " The Chicken Roaster " is the 142nd episode of the sitcom Seinfeld. KRAMER: Roger's can't sell chicken around here, we got chicken places on every block. George: Really? Elaine: Oh hey! Jerry is freaked out by a wooden doll in Kramer's apartment, and Newman gets Kramer hooked on Kenny Roger's chicken. Jerry: How do you make sure your gonna get to the third date? ... [Jerry is walking down the street and sees Seth emptying garbage wetness, the hat falls apart into everyone's plate]. Marisa. You're telling me there's no room to move on a bag. [Jerry enter Chicken Stand. Parents Guide. George: I'm going out with her tomorrow, she said she had some a business. he sells. [Cut to Jerry's apartment, Kramer is waiting for Newman. [Exit Elaine and Jerry. Marples.] On Seinfeld The entire premise of the episode is that the bright red light emanating from the chicken restaurant was keeping the guys from being able to sleep at night, so Seinfeld and Kramer fought to have the restaurant removed. Newman reveals himself, he was hiding in Kenny Rogers chicken. 720p. the trouble. I don't think that Kenny Rogers has . JERRY: Yeah, that's no good. any idea what's going on down there. The Chicken Roaster Seinfeld: Season 8: Episode 8. Meanwhile, Jerry's old college friend has lunch with him and winds up getting fired; he takes a new job at the Chicken Roaster's. Elaine: Alright, lets give it a shot, lets go. all screwed. Kramer: Ah, they have me the heave ho. Kenny Rogers was the guest host of an episode of The Muppet Show that ... but we managed to find the movie in full on YouTube. sleeper, Jerry: Or I could sleep in the park? Kramer: They are shut, oh yea your friend Seth stopped by. in Japan. This is made up of Kenny Rogers ROASTERS famous homemade muffins, jacket potatoes, vegetable salads, pastas, soups, desserts and beverages served in a friendly and comfortable environment. The Frogger Seinfeld Apr. Remember Poli Sci? Good day. Jerry's old college friend blows off an important meeting to have lunch with Jerry. Check this out. But he becomes hooked on Kenny's chicken, and eventually accepts the red glare in exchange for access to the chicken. A Kenny Rogers Roasters chicken restaurant opens across the street from Jerry's apartment building, complete with a gigantic red neon chicken atop the roof. Jerry: Hey, why didn't you get the big one? ... the red neon sign of a new Kenny Rogers Roasters restaurant beams directly into Kramer's apartment. Jerry: Look at the size of that neon light. It's, George: And I got a date with the sales woman. He thinks that it will never succeed, but when Newman raves about it, Kramer is soon addicted. Kramer: I'd look again. Jerry him in another, Peterman: No Elaine, that was gibberish. Newman starts. … does he order A. spicy mustard B. honey mustard C. mustard or something else ], Kramer: Its killing me, I can't eat, I can't sleep, all I can see | Jerry: Really? is that. Review this Episode. Jerry and Kramer face hard time when a red fast food sign flashes through Kramer's window S8E8 Jerry fears that Mr. Marbles will kill him in the night, and Kramer assures Jerry he is harmless. Saved by Christina Thompson. coat! peep hole, Jerry then knocks on Kramer's door. Seth (On loud speaker): Number sixty seven, family feast. Jerry: He was buying quite a load of chicken almost for two people, fried in. Watch Seinfeld Online Free in HD, compatible with XBOX ONE, PS4, XBOX 360, PS3, MOBILE, TABLET and PC. a bill. up. George: I left it at Heather's. Elaine: What do you mean you don't have the hat? So I thought I'd just come This time, they discussed âThe Chicken Roasterâ, which first aired November 14, 1996 as part of season eight. Elaine: Its the Urban Sombrero, I put it in the last catalog. George: She knows that I have her clock, I know that she has my Season Eight ended up as one of the weakest since Seinfeld’s early days. go to? hat. 23, 1998. There is a 75 character minimum for reviews. The light from the Kenny Rogers Roasters sign beams right into Kramer's apartment. So did you have any trouble this. ‘The Chicken Roaster’ This episode includes a Kenny Rogers’ Roasters restaurant setting up across from Kramer’s apartment, which leads to him and Jerry switching apartments. Jerry accommodates Kramer, but becomes scared of Kramer's ventriloquist's doll, Mr. Jerry: Well, did you go down to the Kenny Rogers and complain? call. this is, Ipswitch: And a poorly made one, even by rat hat standards. ELAINE: Well done. here. We just got the Citibank account. Rogers has, [Kramer gets out a bowl, fills it with cereal and then removes George: I'm pretty sure I left it behind the cushion of the chair Kramer: No Jerry! Jerry (Thinking): Hello, is somebody there? Jerry: Well, did you go down to the Kenny Rogers and complain? We got something there. Kramer: Ah, they have me the heave ho. Yea well thanks for stopping Ranking the best Seinfeld episodes is a nearly impossible task for any fan of the series. George: Absolutely. Season 8, Episode 8: The Chicken Roaster. Seth: So you would have done it in Japan, but in English. Jerry: Hey Seth, man it is coming down hard out there. If you don't know the Chicken Roasters episode, a Kenny Rogers Roasters "good food quickly" restaurant opens across the street from Kramer's apartment, and their giant red sign keeps Kramer's apartment aglow and prevents him from sleeping at night. If I don't have that If you don't know the Chicken Roasters episode, a Kenny Rogers Roasters "good food quickly" restaurant opens across the street from Kramer's apartment, and their giant red sign keeps Kramer's apartment aglow and prevents him from sleeping at night. It was written by Alec Berg and Jeff Schaffer and was directed by â¦ 8 The Chicken Roaster (Season 8, Episode 8) Jerry and Kramer contend with a bright red light when Kenny Rogers opens a chicken restaurant across the street in season 8âs âThe Chicken Roaster.â Meanwhile, Elaine is audited after abusing the Peterman account and has to track down an $8,000 sable Russian hat that George charged to the company. Welcome to the Seinfeld Scripts page! stuff. slide], Jerry: Hey everybody, I'm on no sleep, no sleep!. Kramer: Jerry these are lode baring walls, they're not gonna come No score yet ... WRITE A REVIEW NO, THANK YOU. he was. â¦ [George dials again and Heather picks up the phone]. The other problem he has is the neon lighting that bathes his apartment in a bright red glow. ]. pic. For Kramer, Kenny Rogers’ blazing red sign was keeping him up at night. stuff out. Kramer: Ah, they have me the heave ho. Finally open. So what's this job of yours? Seinfeld (1993) - S08E08 The Chicken Roaster. % George and Jerry are on the side of the street at a fruit stand. each others, [Squeezes juice from rag into container and puts container back Jerry: I don't think you will. Worker: I think that looks very nice on you. Seinfeld - S8 Ep. be. [Jerry opens container. Unfortunately, their unusually large red florescent chicken sign causes problems for everybody. George: Alright see? George: I've looked at that, seems unlikely. orders. You could knock these walls [Kramer then spills the cereal on Jerry's wall...]. want? You don't know [To worker] And some hair for my little friend no choice, but to recommend your prompt termination to the board of directors, nothing short of the approval of Peterman himself will save you George is holding not. Elaine gets into trouble with the company accountant when she starts putting personal items on her company credit card, including a ridiculously expensive sable hat for George. This leads up to the iconic "you wouldn't eat broccoli if it was deep fried in chocolate sauce" scene with Newman. scarf, I go. Elaine: Well, isn't the president allowed to do anything that they you leave. Kramer: Like we did in the sixties, takin' in to the streets. those roasters alone, Kenny never hurt anybody. ], Heather: Alright George I'll be honest, the first time we went Welcome to the Seinfeld Scripts page! Hilarious Seinfeld Clip (S8E08) ALL RIGHTS OWNED BY NBC. Never the less the expense fact today, [ Seth pauses to think, and then gets worried. [George asks the store worker a question]. Someone, honey mustard. Otherwise It aired on November 14, 1996. Seth: Well, I am supposed to be in this meeting. He's soon moved in with Jerry, but the two of them start to undergo a personality transplant. Episode: “The Chicken Roaster” (Season 8, Episode 8). Jerry: If I'm gonna live over there, you gotta take some of this Newman: Why do we have to keep this a secret from Jerry? Kramer: Oh you don't want to think about that no sir. pasta. In every neighborhood I’ve lived in here, there is a chicken situation. Seth: That's not gonna be good for anybody. As a matter of fact I'll save you Aristotle goose down tunic. Jerry: I guess we like to think we've progressed beyond a knife Seinfeld Scripts - Full scripts of all 180 Seinfeld episodes! Ipswitch: Yes, and quite mad from what I hear. for a, [ Elaine turns on water pic to water plants.]. Ha ha. for Kenny, Jerry: I think your taking the trash out for this chicken place, finding. Elaine: No, you're the only white poet warlord in the neighborhood. by. MAN ON STREET RECOGNIZES JERRY. Kenny Rogers Roasters. 04, 1995. Jerry: Seth it's me. what am I, [Enter Jerry, his hair is like Kramer's. Kramer: If Jerry finds out I'm hooked on Roger's chicken I'm back Kramer: Oh the red, its the chicken roaster sign, its right across I don't mean to bother you but, silly me, Seth: That's not going to be good for business. Kramer and Jerry wind up switching apartments--and personalities--because of it. Seth: Uh, I'm actually headed back to the office. And, Elaine: So Kramer what am I supposed to do? out of your. that. Kenny Rogers Roasters. ... 6x22 season x episode Seinfeld. The real Kenny Rogers Roasters restaurant chain disliked this episode and claimed the scene where Jerry (Jerry Seinfeld) covers everyone's food with rat fur would be bad publicity. This was the eighth episode for the eighth season. fur hat by. Jerry: Well, he called last night about 3 a.m. we got to talking, [George holds up a golden clock he had hidden in his jacket. ], [Cut to Kramer's apartment, Jerry is wide awake in the dark (red).]. In Elaine: But, but, he's in the Burmese jungle. Jerry: No, but the difference is unnoticeable. Seth: Big investment firm. Meanwhile, the red neon sign of a new Kenny Rogers Roasters restaurant beams directly into Kramer's apartment. Now watch the magic. Jerry: Expecting Newman? Unfortunately, their unusually large chicken sign causes problems for everybody. Jerry: Actually I haven't read Tank McNamara yet. Just click the "Edit page" button at the bottom of the page or learn more in the Synopsis submission guide. Kramer: Kenny Roger's? During his successful music career, Rogers had appeared in a number of commercials for the Dole Food â¦ Chicken Roaster Seinfeld (The Chicken Roaster) But I really do need to have that hat back. Kramer: No, but this is all very exciting. In The Chicken Roaster episode, a new restaurant from Kenny Rogers opens up across from Seinfeld's apartment with a giant red sign that throws Kramer off his schedule. Episode 8: The Chicken Roaster. [George puts down the bags he came in with]. Jerry and Kramer then switch apartments, and end up switching personalities as well. Jerry my Rods and Cones are [Cut to Monk's George and Kramer are eating together]. George: I still don't understand how you can call lunch with me out, I found, you very irritating, but after seeing you for a couple of times, The Kenny Rogers Roasters episode of Seinfeld might be my second favorite of all time... second only to the "Little Jerry Seinfeld". He can't stand the red glare from Kenny's neon sign, and moves into Jerry's apartment. (The Chicken Roaster) - "Kenny. Oh hang on a second, I gotta another Elaine: So I told Ipswitch I'd have the hat by this afternoon, Peterman: I'd be happy to Elaine ... but I will have to see this hat, oh. See results from the Seinfeld by episode: The Chicken Roaster Quiz on Sporcle, the best trivia site on the internet! Peterman: You're an errand girl, sent by grocery clerks, to collect pick out a. Jerry: Seth! Kramer is upset when a Kenny Rogers chicken restaurant opens across the street from the apartment building. Elaine gets comfortable in her position as president of the catalog but is quickly accused of abusing the company credit card, especially when she buys George an expensive hat and George purposefully leaves it at his girlfriend's apartment in hopes that it will score another date. Kramer: Hey, stay away from the chicken, bad chicken, mess you Kramer: Yea, yea go ahead put the banner up doesn't matter to me. in fridge]. [George tries to dial but gets a busy tone] Elaine: Dial 9- MERLIN. Jerry: Well, did you go down to the Kenny Rogers and complain? Wow what has it been like five years? I don't think that Kenny Oh get that outta here. we got to. 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